No Nut November is a lockdown.

The Nut Warden has the keys, the acorn and zero sense of humour. Cell Block G is full of gooner coins. Nobody gets a nut until December.

CA drops at intake
The Nut Warden: a squirrel in a warden's cap and aviators, holding a ring of keys and a padlocked acorn
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The wall

Thirty marks, scratched in with a spoon. One for every day served. Hover a mark to read the Warden's log for that day.

Warden's logPick a day. The Warden writes everything down.

Cell Block G

The gooner coins, booked and awaiting sentence. Live market caps, pulled straight off the chain. On November 1st the bars come down for thirty days.

Market caps load from DexScreener.

Booking room

Turn yourself in before the Warden finds you. Make your mugshot, post it, serve your thirty days.

The sentence

The Warden's schedule. It is not up for discussion and neither is the acorn.

OCT 26–31

Intake

Orange jumpsuits issued. Browser history surrendered at the desk. Last call for the gooner coins to get their affairs in order.

NOV 1–7

Withdrawal

The bars come down. Inmates report phantom notifications. Somebody in cell 4 keeps typing "BTC" and deleting it.

NOV 8–15

Yard time

Pushups. Cold showers. Charts only. The Warden confiscates three phones and a Lactator.

NOV 16–30

Parole board

Good behaviour gets you a window seat. Bad behaviour gets you solitary with the GTA6 trailer on mute.

DEC 1

Release

The acorn is unlocked. The Warden retires to a tree. What happens in December is not his department.

Commissary

What's on the shelf and how it moves.

Chart opens at intake
The yard is quiet. Trades show up here once the gates open.

Intake procedure

1

Get a wallet

Phantom or Solflare. The Warden doesn't care which, as long as it isn't a gooner wallet.

2

Load SOL

Commissary only takes SOL. Buy some on an exchange and send it over.

3

Paste the CA

Copy it from the top of this page. Check it twice. Impostors are everywhere in Cell Block G.

4

Swap for $NUTLOCK

Hit the buy button, confirm in your wallet, and report to your cell.

Relapse window

Slipped? Confess here. The Warden counts every one of them. Your count is kept on this device.

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Questions for the warden

Who is the Nut Warden?

A squirrel. Every November squirrels lock up their nuts for the winter. He just took it more seriously than the others and got a badge.

Why are the gooner coins in jail?

Big Titty Coin, Gigantic Milker Enjoyers, All About Perfect Lactators. Read the names back. They know what they did.

What does $NUTLOCK do?

Nothing. It is a meme coin about a squirrel who runs a prison for thirty days. It has no roadmap past December 1st and no promise of anything.

Is there a team allocation?

Can I bribe the Warden?

He accepts acorns. He then locks them up.